Not That It Does Much Good

Dude #1: So, what are you in?
Chick: Physiology, but I'm taking physics and anatomy.
Dude #2: Shit! So you get to go to the morgue and stuff?
Chick: Yeah! I love it!
Dude #1: Do you have to touch their privates?!

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