You Know, the Old Testament God Is a Real Dick

Art history TA: This print depicts the sacrifice of Isaac, which is a biblical story where God told Abraham to kill his first-born son.
Bimbette: Oh. My. God. That's... terrible! That's almost as bad as a girl telling her boyfriend that he needs to get rid of his dog because she's allergic.

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Overheard by: mary