Our "Paddles" Are Just Irons with Strings Attached, Anyway

Walkie-talkie of student EMT #1: Two-car motor vehicle accident, minor injuries...
Student EMT #2: Dude... How far away is that? We should go... I'm bored.
Student EMT #1: Nah, let's get some ice cream.

Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: scott