Would You Like to Borrow My Slinky?

Girl #1: Yeah, and so I threw the Internet cord from the top of the fire escape down to the bottom instead of walking all the way down. It was pretty exciting.
Girl #2: Ummm, okay then...
Girl #1: Well, it was okay! It's like throwing a baby down the stairs -- you know you shouldn't, but you do it anyway!
Girl #2: Okay...

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