I Have Standards -- I Just Don't Know What They Are

Blonde to friend: You know that guy I was going out with? He told me he was going out with me because he liked blondes, and I thought, 'I'm not a blonde,' but then I remembered I was... But that's not a good enough reason to go out with me.

National Art Gallery
Canberra
Australia

Overheard by: Dr Hackenbush