And What About “Moist”? Ewww.

12th grader, to no one in particular: You know what word I hate? “Spurt.” It just sounds dirty. Kind of like a tight budget. Something about a tight budget just isn't right. Overheard by: neither of those were on the vocab list this week


Girlfriend to boyfriend, handing him a Kleenex: Well, it's only half used! I expected to use the other half myself. Fairfax, Virginia