Girlfriend to boyfriend, handing him a Kleenex: Well, it's only half used! I expected to use the other half myself. Fairfax, Virginia
Greenpeace employee to college girl: Hey! Are you pro-environment?
College girl: No, sorry, post-apocalyptic. Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: rabbit
Queer, when Bible-thumping lady splashes him with holy water: I’m a faggot, not a vampire. There’s a difference.
San Luis Obispo Gay Pride Festival
San Francisco, California Overheard by: Rish
Drunken bar patron: Seriously, she looks like she got shot in the face with a make-up gun set on whore. Iowa
Grad student on her Gender History peer review: I don’t feel the need to keep the nipple section.
University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma Overheard by: Andrea
Girl: So Natalie Portman is speaking tonight. I want to go.
Boy: What is it about?
Girl: Poverty, but who cares? It’s Natalie Portman.
Boy: Yeah, fuck poverty, she’s hot. University
Guy on phone: So what are we doing after bible study? Beers? Ladies? Arizona State University Overheard by: Tiffany
Woman #1: So, all these women are going skydiving now, because you can have an orgasm against the updraft.
Woman #2 (enthusiastically): Oh, that's great! Olympic Sculpture Garden
Girl on cell: Not only did she steal my car, she ate the fucking cupcakes!
Southern Connecticut State University
New Haven, Connecticut
20-something girl looking at picture: Isn't he so hot with his nunchucks?”
20-something guy friend: Those are called “muttonchops.” Bar