Dumb blonde: Like that time we were at that party, and everyone was naked, and it was a surprise party! State College, Pennsylvania Overheard by: I bet it was a surprise, all right…
Mormon-looking hick teen: (holds up shirt and looks at his mother)
Hick mom: Gawd, no! That is Satan's shirt! Wilmington, North Carolina Overheard by: Amy
10th grade girl: Are munchkins real?
Boy: … You did not just ask that.
10th grade girl: No, really, are they? London, Ontario
Canadia Overheard by: they’re chilling with oompa loompas
Old lady: Look at that cheese–such a pretty color! Like one of Hillary Clinton's pantsuits.
Santa Rita Cantina
Austin, Texas Overheard by: Katie
Guy #1: I was supposed to interview my grandma for my sociology project, but I didn't. I'm going to have to like, make up her life right now.
Guy #2: Why didn't you interview her?
Guy #1: Well, she lives in Oregon, and you know, the time change…
Guy #2: Dude, there's no time change from here to Oregon.
Guy #1: I know that, shut up! I'm trying to make myself feel better. University of Washington
Seattle, Washington Overheard by: Beatrice
Teenage girl on cell: I don't get on with him at all…we're just like bread and butter.
England Overheard by: Steve Elliott
Woman to friend: You just lift up your shirt, look down, and there it is.
Canadia Overheard by: J Menz
Guy #1: Dude, she was holding my hand and making out with Michelle at the same time.
Guy #2: Nice. http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2007/01/beatles-rewritten.html
(little girl): Mommy, why are you fat?
*plane bursts out laughing*.
(mom): You made me fat! But I love you anyway.
(little girl): No … I think just you ate lots of food. Flight from LA to Seattle Overheard by: Face
Statistics professor writing on board: I’ll leave the numbers out because I always get them wrong anyway.
University of Chicago
Illinois Overheard by: too early for this class