Two-year-old to father lacing his shoes: When you put your big toe in your nose and you smell it, it's awesome. You should try it. Alameda, California
Professor: I urge you to visit the TA as well, because we have complementary viewpoints. For example, he’s with it… and I’m not.
North Carolina Overheard by: Li’l Bit
Teenage girl to friends: The groin is the eye, no?
Teen friend: The eyes are the groin of the face!
First teen: Right! Ferry
Larkspur, California Overheard by: I Know, I know
Girl watching Christian Bale in The Dark Knight: If I had a cock I'd so fuck him in the mouth. Racine, Wisconsin
Girl, in random outburst: I am never going to sleep with you!
Texas Christian University
Fort Worth, Texas
Man on cell: I know she just thinks I’m this creepy guy, but I know better.
Cary, North Carolina
Girl, about guy she had over the previous night: It freaked me out. I told him he had to do a double flush, a courtesy flush, and light a match, or he wasn’t allowed back. http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/ Overheard by:
Loud drunk guy on bus: You're from Oklahoma? Oklahoma has the best cottage cheese in the world! Denver, Colorado Overheard by: I would have believed Wisconsin…
Girl on phone: You can't just give me some Craisins and expect everything to be okay after you called me a Nazi! University of Florida
Customer: I'll have a large hot chocolate, a chocolate glazed donut, and a plain bagel with smoked salmon cream cheese on the side.
Drive-thru grunt: What did you say for the cream cheese on the side?
Customer: Smoked salmon.
Drive-thru grunt: Oh, we don't have that kind.
Customer: What kinds of cream cheese do you have?
Drive-thru grunt: We have chive. Chive is like smoked salmon.
Customer: Uh…yeah. Bangor, Maine Overheard by: just wanted a coffee