And What About “Moist”? Ewww.

12th grader, to no one in particular: You know what word I hate? “Spurt.” It just sounds dirty. Kind of like a tight budget. Something about a tight budget just isn't right. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/458963932/i-like-the-way-this-kid-thinks.html Overheard by: neither of those were on the vocab list this week


For…Y'know…Clean-Up.

Girlfriend to boyfriend, handing him a Kleenex: Well, it's only half used! I expected to use the other half myself. Fairfax, Virginia