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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About American Politics But Were Afraid to Ask

Guy #1: So I signed up for the Republican Club.
Guy #2: But you're not Republican, are you?
Guy #1: No, but this guy was wearing a shirt I really liked. I just want the shirt.

Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com

Overheard by: Ian


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Not Even Drag Queen Bingo?

Religion professor: Contrary to popular belief, bingo is not a sacrament!

North Central Michigan College


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Whether Real or Imaginary

Professor: It's like trying to make a deity out of a bottle of Stoli at the height of the cold war.
Class: (laughter)
Professor: I know plenty of people who've done that, by the way... And so do you.

Macalester College
St. Paul, Minnesota


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But I Still Adore Rosie Perez

College guy: You know when you throw the egg at the pink dinosaur? You know that sound? That's what her accent sounds like.

Macalester College
St. Paul, Minnesota


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America, Encapsulated

Woman #1: I love TGI Friday's, but if I could pick any local place to go for dinner tonight, I would pick Olive Garden.
Woman #2: Oooh, good pick! What about Macaroni Grill?
Woman #1: I love Macaroni Grill! But isn't it a little fancy for tonight?
Woman #2: No, we can go change.
Woman #1: Are you sure you're okay with driving in this city?
Woman #2: Sure, it is okay.
Woman #1: Maybe we should pray before we leave... you know, just in case.
Woman #2: Great idea.

Shout-out: eavesdropdc.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Jon


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"History in a Nutshell" Was the Most Popular Course at York

Guy: Cause, like, Stalin was a pretty crazy dude, right?

York University
Toronto
Canadia


Overheard by: Just don't call me dude


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What? You've Never Heard Of Rounding?

Young teenage girl to friend: $3.25 for a Rockstar? That's like, wait... (pauses for a few seconds) That's like five dollars.

Tacoma Mall
Washington


Overheard by: Not impressed by the math skills of today's youth.


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Casting Agents Get More Like Pimps Every Day

Girl on cell: Look, fine, then if you don't want Lucy Liu I'll hook you up with her sister. Then you can have two for one!

Film Class
Queen's University
Canadia


Overheard by: Umm can I get in on that?


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Their Evil Is More Insidious

Kid, watching glockenspiel chime: Look mommy, a witch!
Mommy: No honey, that's a nun.

Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com

Overheard by: natalie


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Thank Goodness I Got the Rollover Slut Plan

College girl on cell: So, it's all good? Cause I'm just re-using the same guys over and over! My number doesn't go up!

Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com

Overheard by: just eating my pizza


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It's Bad Enough the Devil's After Me for That French Manicure

Impassioned college girl: When will the gods stop punishing me for cutting my own bangs?!

Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com

Overheard by: this too shall pass?


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People Don't Know That Binky's Your Vagina

Mother: So, since I've drugged Binky this week, she hasn't made a single sound.
Daughter: This conversation doesn't sound suspicious at all.

Coles
Australia


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